QUOTABLE QUOTES

Quotable Quotes

"The only mystery in life is why the Japanese Kamikaze Pilots wore helmets." – Al McGuire

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." – Albert Einstein

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." – Ambrose Bierce

"It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads." – Andy Borowitz

"At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other." – Ann Landers

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right." – Ashleigh Brilliant

"Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?" – Benny Hill

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." – Bill Watterson

"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it." – Buddy Hackett

"My favourite machine at the gym is the vending machine." – Caroline Rhea

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." – Casey Stengel

"The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government." – Edward Abbey

"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age." – George Burns

"Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away." – Benjamin Franklin

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